08 – Unschooled

The Fuck Ups - Unschooled - Fectville Regional High School

08 – Unschooled
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Remember that me, my cousin Adam, my friends Jesus, Charlie, Sean and Helen were high school seniors in Groston. We were just trying to get through the end of the year. Was getting safely to graduation such a big ask?

The Fuck Ups - Unschooled - Fectville Regional High SchoolBut after the flood and the freeze, Ashby Bryson High was closed for renovation. Our entire school was being bussed to the next town over—to Fectville Regional High School. They were our arch rivals, the snooty kids from the rich town with the dam that broke and wrecked our school.

Assassination Protocols – a work of fiction

Assassination Protocols – a work of fiction
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Ever ask the question, “What if?”

In an era of reality-television politics and the debasement of the American experiment, a retiring professor decides to become part of history. Is it ever right and just to take matters into your own hands?

NOTE: Assassination Protocols is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to living people or real places is purely coincidental.

 

All the Dirt on Me

All the Dirt on Me
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All the Dirt on Me - audio coverParanoia Happens

It’s late. The kids are on vacation with the wife. There’s a knock on the door… And life as you know it is over.

A brief audio train wreck

Original release date: 12/2/2017
Release length: 4min 43sec

07 – Sponging

07 – Sponging
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First our quiet town of Groston was drenched from all the February rains. Then  the dam in Fectville broke, sending a wall of water through downtown.

Then, because it was February, the temperature dropped and everything was frozen.

06 – The Rains

06 – The Rains
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It was February break, and we were planning on spending the whole time in Rover’s basement playing Rocket League.

Except it was 50 degrees outside, and raining. And raining. And raining.

And then…

05 – Aftermath and Wreckage

05 – Aftermath and Wreckage
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Yes, my cousin, Adam wrecked Doug Hawthorne’s elbow and smashed Butch Mattingly’s head into a wall. But they had it coming.

What else can you do when two football heroes are sexually harassing a disabled girl who you’re secretly in love with?

04 – Oranges

04 – Oranges
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Two weeks into the new year and things were beginning to fall apart.

Who knew that walking down a hallway could be so dangerous?

What else do you need to know? Our friend, Helen is disabled, and my cousin Adam has a second degree black belt…